March 24, 2008

Do you know the storybook If You Give a Pig a Pancake? Well that's the type of spring break I've been having:
if you find ants in the kitchen then you decide to put down ant traps
before you do that you decide to vacuum and mop ....
if you vacuum you decide between Roomba and Big Vac.......
if you go with the big vac then you want to vacuum the stairs leading to the 2nd floor.... but first you want to take pictures of Molly and the Big Vac versus the Roomba......
if you vacuum the stairs then you want to mop the bathroom floor....
if you mop the bathroom floor then you want to dust the bedroom....
if you dust the bedroom then you start to rearrange stuff....
but first you walk the dog ...
then you notice the dog needs a new harness......
If you want to buy the dog a harness you need to go to 3 stores to find the one that fits Molly .....
at one store you buy freshly made treats but no harness .....
when you buy the harness at the last store then you want to give Molly a bath so she will look pretty in her new harness .....
so you go home AND give Molly a bath ....
if you give Molly a bath then you will want to brush her fur.....
which means now you REALLY need to clean up the upstairs bathroom and bedroom (good thing you stopped when you did)...
if you vacuum the upstairs with the big vac then you want to vacuum other areas.....
if you vacuum other areas then you want to vacuum the kitchen floor......
if you vacuum the kitchen floor then you want to put down the ant traps!

I'm exhausted but Molly and my house look great!!!!!!!!